This is an actual Office messanger conversation that just happened at work
Ashley [11:59 AM]:
 why is this of high importance now?
Bob [12:00 PM]:
 i think i accudentally clicked something.... and.....
 youre dying
Ashley [12:00 PM]:
 oh crap
 i dont want this to be the last place i see
Bob[12:01 PM]:
 i would have told you face to face, but i thought making an IM as high importance was pretty much the same thing
Ashley [12:01 PM]:
 yeah it's just as good 
i think im gonna get called tomorrow for tomorrow...will i be dead by then?
Bob [12:02 PM]:
 are you being philosophical?
Ashley [12:02 PM]:
 whoops one too many tomorrows and no i dont mean called by the lord
Bob[12:02 PM]:
 lol
Ashley [12:02 PM]:
 i mean by erie county
bob [12:02 PM]:
 same thing
Ashley [12:02 PM]:
 hahahahah
Bob[12:03 PM]:
 um, no, youre goin to make it thru jury duty
Ashley [12:03 PM]:
 oh, of course i am.
Bob [12:03 PM]:
 then pass away, because it will give you perspective that hell isnt so bad
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