Ashley [4:49 PM]:
exactly
next Darcy Regier is going to fall off a later and get concussed.
Bob [4:49 PM]:
later? seriously?
ash come on
ladder
Ashley [4:50 PM]:
omg
hahahahahahhahahahah
Bob[4:50 PM]:
i mean jesus
Ashley [4:50 PM]:
i need a nap
maybe i meant: later, he will fall off a ladder.
Bob[4:51 PM]:
suuuuuure
this is going in the blog... if i remembe what its called and how to get there....
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Monday, February 6, 2012
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
external career opportunities
Bob [2:47 PM]:
i want to start my own business so bad after i graduate
Ashley [2:49 PM]:
can i work for it?
Bob[2:49 PM]:
since i don't plan on being a pimp, i doubt it
i want to start my own business so bad after i graduate
Ashley [2:49 PM]:
can i work for it?
Bob[2:49 PM]:
since i don't plan on being a pimp, i doubt it
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Monday, March 7, 2011
yup
Bob [1:06 PM]:
- i think so too, its too many pages for a price increade
-*increse
- AHHHH
-INCREASE
- fail
- i think so too, its too many pages for a price increade
-*increse
- AHHHH
-INCREASE
- fail
Friday, January 21, 2011
The town bathroom
Ashley [12:40 PM]:
i have to make a video talking about myself for the one class. holy awkward lol
Bob [12:40 PM]:
i could do that in a heartbeat... just pretend your auditioning for "the real world"
Ashley [12:40 PM]:
lol, i'd make my real world tape much more interesting
Bob [12:41 PM]:
you should also drink beforehand
Ashley [12:41 PM]:
i might. cuz the thought of sitting there staring into a webcam talking about myself creeps me out
Bob [12:44 PM]:
you have to do it live?
Ashley [12:45 PM]:
no i have to record it
it'll probably be 30 seconds lol
Bob [12:49 PM]:
" Hi I'm Ashley, im kinda of a whore, its a family tradition, nice to meet everyone!"
8 seconds flat
Ashley [12:50 PM]:
hahaha thats all they need to know!
Bob[12:51 PM]:
" you can find my phone number in most guys bathroom stalls in the area"
Ashley [12:51 PM]:
is it in here?
Bob [12:52 PM]:
in thick sharpie!
lol
joking joking
i wrote it in fine point sharpie
Ashley [12:52 PM]:
haha that explains all the calls from unknown numbers ive been getting lately
Bob [12:52 PM]:
it says " " for an average time, call..."
Ashley [12:52 PM]:
LOLLLLL
Ashley [12:52 PM]:
i dont know why i find that funny
i have to make a video talking about myself for the one class. holy awkward lol
Bob [12:40 PM]:
i could do that in a heartbeat... just pretend your auditioning for "the real world"
Ashley [12:40 PM]:
lol, i'd make my real world tape much more interesting
Bob [12:41 PM]:
you should also drink beforehand
Ashley [12:41 PM]:
i might. cuz the thought of sitting there staring into a webcam talking about myself creeps me out
Bob [12:44 PM]:
you have to do it live?
Ashley [12:45 PM]:
no i have to record it
it'll probably be 30 seconds lol
Bob [12:49 PM]:
" Hi I'm Ashley, im kinda of a whore, its a family tradition, nice to meet everyone!"
8 seconds flat
Ashley [12:50 PM]:
hahaha thats all they need to know!
Bob[12:51 PM]:
" you can find my phone number in most guys bathroom stalls in the area"
Ashley [12:51 PM]:
is it in here?
Bob [12:52 PM]:
in thick sharpie!
lol
joking joking
i wrote it in fine point sharpie
Ashley [12:52 PM]:
haha that explains all the calls from unknown numbers ive been getting lately
Bob [12:52 PM]:
it says " " for an average time, call..."
Ashley [12:52 PM]:
LOLLLLL
Ashley [12:52 PM]:
i dont know why i find that funny
Friday, January 7, 2011
light coming thru the tunnel
Bob [12:25 PM]:
-exactly
-jaja
-haha
-ugh
-whatever keyboard
Ashley [12:25 PM]:
- jaja LOL i like iot
-*it
- oops lol
Bob [12:25 PM]:
-HAHA
- This is a trainwreck
-exactly
-jaja
-haha
-ugh
-whatever keyboard
Ashley [12:25 PM]:
- jaja LOL i like iot
-*it
- oops lol
Bob [12:25 PM]:
-HAHA
- This is a trainwreck
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
like a car wash
Quote of the day:
I'm all done in 3 minutes and then i'm outta there
It amazes me how often i don't yell " THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" here at work...
I'm all done in 3 minutes and then i'm outta there
It amazes me how often i don't yell " THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" here at work...
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
When life imitates art.
One of my coworkers and i created a song parody substituting the new program we're forced to use. Its both epic and sad. A complete reflection of working here.
a distinct feeling of irony
Robert [1:21 PM]:
Yeah, its the new Microsoft suite with A.I.
Ashley [1:21 PM]:
What does A.I. stand for?
Ashley [1:21 PM]:
american idol?
Robert [1:22 PM]:
please tell me youre joking
......
.......
.......
Ashley [1:22 PM]:
lol....
maybe?
Robert [1:22 PM]:
dear god
Ashley [1:22 PM]:
LOL what does AI stand for?
Robert [1:22 PM]:
A.rtificial I.ntellegence
Ashley [1:23 PM]:
oh i think i knew that
Robert [1:23 PM]:
i just don't even know what to say right now
Yeah, its the new Microsoft suite with A.I.
Ashley [1:21 PM]:
What does A.I. stand for?
Ashley [1:21 PM]:
american idol?
Robert [1:22 PM]:
please tell me youre joking
......
.......
.......
Ashley [1:22 PM]:
lol....
maybe?
Robert [1:22 PM]:
dear god
Ashley [1:22 PM]:
LOL what does AI stand for?
Robert [1:22 PM]:
A.rtificial I.ntellegence
Ashley [1:23 PM]:
oh i think i knew that
Robert [1:23 PM]:
i just don't even know what to say right now
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
And in this corner....
Ashley [12:05 PM]:
at least SOMEONE cares that their order entry representative be fueled.
Robert [12:06 PM]:
hell, you dont do any of my orders, what do i care how fueled you are? :)
lol
Ashley [12:06 PM]:
once again: 'eff you.
Robert [12:07 PM]:
i respect you as a coworker to Ash.
Ashley [12:07 PM]:
i would respect you more if you used the correct form of to in that sentence
Robert [12:08 PM]:
i would respect you more if you stopped whoring yourself out. I would call it a draw.
Ashley [12:08 PM]:
hahahahahahha wow!!!!
Friday, April 2, 2010
More: Real stories from Office Communicator
Ashley [1:05 PM]:
apparently deb thinks im like the funniest person ever
Bob [1:05 PM]:
really?
Ashley [1:06 PM]:
everytime im talking to hillary she giggles in the background
Bob [1:15 PM]:
that s wierd, cause i always thought you were super unfunny
unless shes looking at you, then it makes sense
Ashley [1:17 PM]:
OUCCCCCCCCCHHHHH
Bob [1:17 PM]:
:)
Ashley [1:17 PM]:
**fist pound**
Bob [1:18 PM]:
ah shucks, im just here givin it 110%
Ashley [1:19 PM]:
if only you put as much effort into your work as you do into making fun of me you'd be a KAR in no time
Bob[1:19 PM]:
hell, i'd be CEO
apparently deb thinks im like the funniest person ever
Bob [1:05 PM]:
really?
Ashley [1:06 PM]:
everytime im talking to hillary she giggles in the background
Bob [1:15 PM]:
that s wierd, cause i always thought you were super unfunny
unless shes looking at you, then it makes sense
Ashley [1:17 PM]:
OUCCCCCCCCCHHHHH
Bob [1:17 PM]:
:)
Ashley [1:17 PM]:
**fist pound**
Bob [1:18 PM]:
ah shucks, im just here givin it 110%
Ashley [1:19 PM]:
if only you put as much effort into your work as you do into making fun of me you'd be a KAR in no time
Bob[1:19 PM]:
hell, i'd be CEO
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
This is of high importance:
This is an actual Office messanger conversation that just happened at work
Ashley [11:59 AM]:
why is this of high importance now?
Bob [12:00 PM]:
i think i accudentally clicked something.... and.....
youre dying
Ashley [12:00 PM]:
oh crap
i dont want this to be the last place i see
Bob[12:01 PM]:
i would have told you face to face, but i thought making an IM as high importance was pretty much the same thing
Ashley [12:01 PM]:
yeah it's just as good
i think im gonna get called tomorrow for tomorrow...will i be dead by then?
Bob [12:02 PM]:
are you being philosophical?
Ashley [12:02 PM]:
whoops one too many tomorrows and no i dont mean called by the lord
Bob[12:02 PM]:
lol
Ashley [12:02 PM]:
i mean by erie county
bob [12:02 PM]:
same thing
Ashley [12:02 PM]:
hahahahah
Bob[12:03 PM]:
um, no, youre goin to make it thru jury duty
Ashley [12:03 PM]:
oh, of course i am.
Bob [12:03 PM]:
then pass away, because it will give you perspective that hell isnt so bad
Ashley [11:59 AM]:
why is this of high importance now?
Bob [12:00 PM]:
i think i accudentally clicked something.... and.....
youre dying
Ashley [12:00 PM]:
oh crap
i dont want this to be the last place i see
Bob[12:01 PM]:
i would have told you face to face, but i thought making an IM as high importance was pretty much the same thing
Ashley [12:01 PM]:
yeah it's just as good
i think im gonna get called tomorrow for tomorrow...will i be dead by then?
Bob [12:02 PM]:
are you being philosophical?
Ashley [12:02 PM]:
whoops one too many tomorrows and no i dont mean called by the lord
Bob[12:02 PM]:
lol
Ashley [12:02 PM]:
i mean by erie county
bob [12:02 PM]:
same thing
Ashley [12:02 PM]:
hahahahah
Bob[12:03 PM]:
um, no, youre goin to make it thru jury duty
Ashley [12:03 PM]:
oh, of course i am.
Bob [12:03 PM]:
then pass away, because it will give you perspective that hell isnt so bad
Monday, January 11, 2010
s-t-r-e-s-s
The most stressful part of the workday isn't a new customer call, or meetings.
Its that half second when youre not sure if the bag/bar is going to fully fall from the vending machine after you select it.
The stress is taking years off my life.
Its that half second when youre not sure if the bag/bar is going to fully fall from the vending machine after you select it.
The stress is taking years off my life.
Monday, November 30, 2009
GameShow
"I was glad to have 4 days off, but i'm happy to be back at work"
What is: Things i will never, ever say in my lifetime.
Monday, November 2, 2009
Level Orange
"Terrorism"
is not the proper response when asked in a meeting
"What are some of the biggest threats for our business in the 4th quater?"
is not the proper response when asked in a meeting
"What are some of the biggest threats for our business in the 4th quater?"
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Sweet Sweet Sounds
The only thing more beautiful than the sweet sounds of nothingness being whispered in your ear is:
Someone chewing an apple while ordering from you on the phone.
mmmmmmm
Someone chewing an apple while ordering from you on the phone.
mmmmmmm
Monday, October 19, 2009
i'm giving it %110
Was reheating the pasta that was left on the tables for 6 hours in the break room a good idea?
Probably Not.
Was it still worth it?
Absolutely.
Probably Not.
Was it still worth it?
Absolutely.
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Prophecy from the lunch room
You know how i can tell that the economy is recovering? It's not by the stock market, or any sort of financial index.
It's when the vendors here at work start buying us lunches again.
And you know what my children? Go forth and spend, thy stomach be full, the recession is over!!!
It's when the vendors here at work start buying us lunches again.
And you know what my children? Go forth and spend, thy stomach be full, the recession is over!!!
Sunday, July 19, 2009
My five year plan
I took a very important half day last week, leaving at 1:30 in the afternoon. Doctors Appointment? No. Dentist? No. Car Mechanic? No. Getting my 4th Tattoo? Yes.
I'm all about priorities.
I'm all about priorities.
We all need goals
I am so ridiculously jealous of one of my coworkers. She has achieved the one thing that i am genuinley trying to achieve in my work experience: Retirement.
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