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Tuesday, May 3, 2011

external career opportunities

Bob [2:47 PM]:
i want to start my own business so bad after i graduate

Ashley [2:49 PM]:
can i work for it?

Bob[2:49 PM]:
since i don't plan on being a pimp, i doubt it

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Ashley [2:45 PM]:
but ashley and deb were when i got here and i just sat down and he comes running over to me w/ one and goes "here you go"
lol
Bob [2:45 PM]:
awesome!!!
Ashley [2:45 PM]:
i must give off the vibe im important lol
Bob [2:46 PM]:
or easy

Monday, March 7, 2011

yup

Bob [1:06 PM]:
- i think so too, its too many pages for a price increade
-*increse
- AHHHH
-INCREASE
- fail

Friday, January 21, 2011

The town bathroom

Ashley [12:40 PM]:
i have to make a video talking about myself for the one class. holy awkward lol
Bob [12:40 PM]:
i could do that in a heartbeat... just pretend your auditioning for "the real world"
Ashley [12:40 PM]:
lol, i'd make my real world tape much more interesting
Bob [12:41 PM]:
you should also drink beforehand
Ashley [12:41 PM]:
i might. cuz the thought of sitting there staring into a webcam talking about myself creeps me out
Bob [12:44 PM]:
you have to do it live?
Ashley [12:45 PM]:
no i have to record it
it'll probably be 30 seconds lol
Bob [12:49 PM]:
" Hi I'm Ashley, im kinda of a whore, its a family tradition, nice to meet everyone!"
8 seconds flat
Ashley [12:50 PM]:
hahaha thats all they need to know!
Bob[12:51 PM]:
" you can find my phone number in most guys bathroom stalls in the area"
Ashley [12:51 PM]:
is it in here?
Bob [12:52 PM]:
in thick sharpie!
lol
joking joking
i wrote it in fine point sharpie
Ashley [12:52 PM]:
haha that explains all the calls from unknown numbers ive been getting lately
Bob [12:52 PM]:
it says " " for an average time, call..."
Ashley [12:52 PM]:
LOLLLLL
Ashley [12:52 PM]:
i dont know why i find that funny

Friday, January 7, 2011

light coming thru the tunnel

Bob [12:25 PM]:
-exactly
-jaja
-haha
-ugh
-whatever keyboard
Ashley [12:25 PM]:
- jaja LOL i like iot
-*it
- oops lol
Bob [12:25 PM]:
-HAHA
- This is a trainwreck