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Thursday, March 26, 2009

Check 1 2. Check 1 2

To the coworkers who never listen to what someone else is say:

Ah, who am i kidding, you're not paying attention.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Definition of "work"

"Hey, youre a computer guy, can you see if you can get me some discount on airfare that i'm booking today?"

when i asked "does anybody need any help?", that wasn't exactly what i intended...

Old man on the front porch

Mental Note:
If my day is teetering on the brink of being a good or a bad day, and i want for it to fall towards good, do not log in to look at my 401K retirement.

I'm going to have to work til i'm 90, when i can call everyone "whipper-snappers"

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Better than a "note to self"

We received and email at work telling us not to "sell out clients short" by spending time on our march madness gambling, which reminds me,

I need to fill out my second NCAA bracket...

My mind is wandering to a creepy hotel...

All work and no caffeine makes me a dull boy...

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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

like cinderella

The person that sit next have a tape dispenser that is a guy sitting on a toilet, you pull the tape out of his hands and tear it at his feet. Also, inside the toilet part, paper clips are kept by a magnet.

She's a classy broad.

Advice Column

The next time someone at work asks me for advice, i am going to immediately give them the worst advice that comes to mind. Example:

Them: Hey Man, what should i do for lunch?

Me: Sleep with your boyfriends brother.

Who's Next?

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Echo (echo echo)

I just, not 2 minutes ago, saw a guy using a urinal while also talking to a client on his bluetooth. I'm all for multitasking, but would you wanna be the guy on the other end listening to him?

It gives you wings... so you can sit back in your seat.

The Red Bull in the Vending machine was accidentally programmed at $1.50 instead of $2.50 for a couple days.

There weren't lines that long at 1930's food rationing buildings...

No one rocks like this rock rocks.

For a job especially well done, we get these little cards that are called "Kudos To you" Cards, and they have a little picture of a Bee dancing on them. Then, with all seriousness (which has got to be hard i imagine), the person who nominates you has to give the reason why you received this "award". The favorite one i've received so far?

"You Rock,
(signed) Derek"

Now THATS a reason.

like a baseball bat to a printer/copier/fax

The best feeling i get from work isn't from a job well done, not a pat on the back from a boss or co-worker, not a sales goal met. It's when someone accuses me of doing something wrong, and when i check into it, it was thier fault.

Maybe i'm going into it with the wrong frame of mind, but damn it feel's good to be a gangsta....

First quater report

The Day after St. Patricks day tally:
%10 of the people in the buidling out, and another %30 here, but not really here.

Ah the luck-o-the-irish!

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Like an STD, its contagious...

Today is a Hawiian themed casual day. They gave everyone free lays.

54 minutes into work, 3 terrible "lai" jokes already.... originality just seeps thru this place.